Funny Wedding Vows

I, (name), take you (name), to be my (wife/ husband), to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, for even poorer when I've been shopping a lot, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.


I (name), take you (name), to be my beloved wife. I promise to love you and be your faithful partner, for better for worse, for richer, for poorer, when the MU are winning, and when they are losing, in sickness, and in health, and in Jets-induced sickness. I will be true and loyal, and cherish you for all the days of our lives.


I (name), take you (name), to be my lawfully wedded (husband/ wife) and chief badminton doubles partner, for richer, for poorer, for better, for worse, in sickness and in health, for when we win and the very very rare occasion when we lose. I promise to love, honor, and cherish you, to return your serves and do my best not to foot fault. This I vow to you.


Source: Wedding by Events Wizard
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Penang Floral Fest 2010 (27.11.2010 - 05.12.2010)

Venue: Penang Botanic Gardens

Address: Jalan Kebun Bunga, 10350 Penang, Malaysia.

Homepage: No Homepage available

Details:

Flowers are one of the most important items for a wedding, especially as decoration for the venue. Fresh flowers or exotic plants may even be an eye-catcher for the occasion. Thus, for those who wish to have fresh flowers on the venue, or one or two special blossoms or orchids, the Penang Floral Fest may be one of the opportunities.

The event is held as the followingg:

Date: 27th Nov - 5th Dec 2010
Time: 9:00am - 5:00pm
Venue: Penang Botanic Gardens, Georgetown.

During the occasion, there will be workshops, exhibitions, as well as various classes and seminars related to flowers, giving you more insights into how to choose and which plants to choose for your occasion.

Also, remember to bring along your camera to snap photos of trees and plants that are bountiful in the garden itself.

The Wedding Diary Asia 2010 (06.08.2010 - 08.08.2010)

Venue: Marina Bay Sands

Address: 220 Mountbatten Road #02-34 Mountbatten Square Mountbatten Square,
Singapore

Homepage: No Homepage available

Details:

The Wedding Diary Asia 2010 presents the fabulous haute couture ensembles from classic styling to the most sensuous type. It will start with many participants but today the number has more than doubled. It is the ultimate showcase of the needs of the bride and groom to be. The event is held at the following date and venue:

Date: 6th - 8th Aug 2010
Venue: Marina Bay Sands

For more information please contact the organiser at:

info@theweddingdiaryasia.com

International Beauty Expo 2010 (22.05.2010 - 25.05.2010)

Venue: Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre

Address: Kuala Lumpur City Centre, 50088, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Homepage: http://www.klconventioncentre.com.my/index_flash.html

Details:

Beauty and wellness is an essential in life. For would-be-brides, this will be the chance for you to find your most suitable beauty-care services to prepare for your big day. For newly-weds, this is also an opportunity to learn more about beauty care that will last you a lifetime.

Organised by Elite Expo, the International Beauty Expo (IBE) 2010 will be held as following:

Date: 22nd - 25th May 2010
Time: 11am - 7pm
Venue: KL Convention Center
Admission: Pre-Registration required. Visitors must be dressed appropriately. Children aged 12 and below are not allowed.

Highlights of the event will include:
- The IBE Hairdresser Awards
- Seminars & Workshops by Renowned experts of the beauty profession

For further information, you may contact the organiser at:
Elite Expo Sdn Bhd
4-3, Jalan Radin Anum Satu, Sri Petaling, 57000 Kuala Lumpur, West Malaysia.
Tel: (603) 9058 8772
Fax: (603) 9058 8773

Email: exhibition@elite.com.my

Indian Wedding Expo 2010 (22.04.2010 - 25.04.2010)

Venue: Midvalley Megamall

Address: Mid Valley City, Lingkaran Syed Putra, 59200, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Homepage: http://www.midvalley.com.my/event.asp

Details:

Once again, the Indian Wedding Expo in Mid Valley is back again. Details of the events are as the following:

Date: 22^nd – 25^th April 2010
Venue: Midvalley Exhibition Center, Hall 1
Time: 10am – 10pm
Admission: Open to the General Public

Featured Events:
≈ Fashion Show ≈
≈ Dance Performance ≈
≈ Kolam Demonstration ≈
≈ Mahendi Demonstration ≈
≈ Health & Beauty Care ≈
≈ Competition & Lucky Draws ≈
≈ Product Demonstration≈
≈ Cake Decoration≈
≈ Game Show≈
≈ Food presentation≈
≈ Astrologer talk on Wedding

The Indian Wedding Expo creates a business platform for those providing wedding services, as well as for those looking for bargains. Local companies and oversea franchises are all invited to participate in this event as well, including various prizes and honeymoon packages waiting to be won at the lucky draw and competitions; not missing the bridal fashion shows on the latest bridal trends as well.

The event is organized by D'Organiser (M) Sdn Bhd which is managed by a Team with over 25 Years of experience in event management, organizing, as well as sales & marketing.

For further information, please contact them at: Organiser: D’Organiser (M) Sdn. Bhd.
Tel: 7877 4309
Fax: 7877 3409
HP: 012-366 9714 / 012- 296 5545
info@indian-wedding-expo.com

2nd Dream Wedding Expo 2010 (10.04.2010 - 11.04.2010)

Venue: Midvalley Megamall

Address: Mid Valley City, Lingkaran Syed Putra, 59200, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Homepage: http://www.midvalley.com.my/event.asp

Details:

THis April, Midvalley is the venue for another wedding fair. Though not as grand as the previous fair in March, or the upcoming Idian Wedding Expo, the 2nd Dream WEdding Expo 2010 might just be the one for couples who already have a list of choice at hand, or who wish to avoid the usual large and confusing numbers of choices in larger fairs. Details of the fair is as the following:

Date: 10th - 11th Apr 2010 (Sat-Sun)
Venue: MVEC, Hall 3
TIme: 11am-9pm
Admission: FREE for the general public

The event is organised by Dream Maker Productions Sdn. Bhd. which you may contact at the following details:

Dream Maker Productions Sdn Bhd
+603 9131 5166
+603 9132 5166
eric@dreammaker.com.my
www.dreammaker.com.my

7th Malaysia International Gold and Jewellery Fair 2010

Venue: Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre

Address: Kuala Lumpur City Centre, 50088, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Homepage: http://www.klconventioncentre.com.my/index_flash.html

Details:

If you're planning to proprose later this 2010, then you should not miss this opportunity to find the perfect diamond/ treasure for your loved one.

The 7^th Malaysia International Gold and Jewellery Fair 2010 will be held as the following:

Date:10th - 13th Apr 2010
Venue:KL Convention Center
Time: 11:00 am - 6:00 pm
Admission: RM10 perperson, FREE for Invitation Card holders.

Do take note that individuals under the age of 16 are not allowed, and all visitors must be dressed appropriately. Sandals and shorts are not allowed.

Apart from exhibiting valuable and exquisite jewellery, gold jewellery will also be highlighted and specially showcased in this foremost jewellery exhibition. Malaysia, with the highest production of gold in Asia, is the sole Southeast Asian Nation holding the jeweler fair. IJG 2010 will provide a superb business platform for exhibitors to enlarge their customer base, further develop their business and increase their revenues.